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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

"Punctuality is the art of guessing how late the other fellow is going to be"

Brighton seems content enough to stay where he is for the time being. The due date is now 24 hours in the past and we sit and wait...and eat chinese food and italian food and spicy food and wash it down with castor oil while we take walks and do squats and massage ankles and do accupressure and try out any and every other unsolicited piece of labor-inducing advice. As we were leaving the hospital today a woman stared and stared at us. Finally asking, "Are you in labor?"

"Yes, that's why we're walking away from the hospital."

We'll keep you posted.

1 comment:

The Holtz Family said...

Ha! She was nice! We are just waiting for the news!!!!!!!